i got my grandma to buy me this when i was 13. it was mostly dumb bullshit but i think it tought me how tcp/ip and networking worked
This book is a riot. I’ve never seen anyone so misguided.
- Black = McDonald’s
- Red = Burger King
- Yellow = Wendy’s
- Magenta = Jack In The Box
- Periwinkle = Sonic
- Cream = Dairy QUeen
- Green = Carl’s Jr.
- Cyan = Hardee’s
The colors represent the three most influential chains at each point, weighted by cumulative force at a 4:2:1 ratio
This is a very high concept, arousing polyhedron.
How the hell does that go, uh… “in”?
it’s a sleeve, you invert it
the idea behind this is that its supposed to make it so that normal people will just assume you have some weird abstract sculpture or something. But since the patterns which form the ridges when its in use are on the exterior when its not in use this means the unsuspecting person that decides to touch it will end up touching the part that a dick rubs against and cums into and such
on the other hand it means that you get to own something that says New Concept Hole
I bought one because it appeals to my modernist sensibilities. I never understood the appeal of a sex toy that doesn’t feel like, taste like, or smell like the real thing, but bears a vague, creepy resemblance. It’s made of modern material and it looks the part, which is how I think it should be. I play it safe and assume anyone who sees it would know what it is, but I do feel more comfortable keeping it on a night stand than I would an ugly fake pussy.
I’ve actually only used it once, because apparently sleeve toys don’t appeal to me that much.
I for one believe the emotion behind Bitcoin is the energy of the child within us.internet (via screenburned)
The cartoonish Bitcoin icon meshes especially well with 4chan style memes. For example, what if the Bitcoin here was somehow meshed with Courage Wolf, or Insanity Wolf, or Philosoraptor.
This way the Bitcoin would be actively doing something instead of just looking pretty. It would also be associating a unique product feature (Internet money) with a deep emotional benefit (appeal to innocence).
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
MAJESTIC CREATURE OF JUSTICE
animals will always be more humane than humans
"Sea otters – cute, furry, adorable, clams-wouldn’t-melt-in-their-mouths sea otters – have been observed forcibly copulating with, and in the process killing, juvenile harbor seals off California."